Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
What is white and streaks across the sky?
What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over…
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over....
The beloved old man.
There once was an old man who was loved by everyone in the town...
Blonde on blonde
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
Books on Tape We Don’t Want to Hear
by : Scott Corliss 1. The Communist Manifesto as read by Ronald Reagan 2....
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...