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The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda…
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about...
Eating the piece of fruit
|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train....
Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...
DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?
|A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...