Twelve days Microsoft
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Billy Gates writes to Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...
Stick insects!
|What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!
Real news headlines 02
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
Current Charges
Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making...
Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...
Recently seen
|Recently seen on a card…Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those...