Farm jokes 02
|What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
Two roaches having a discussion
|Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion...
Feminist Faux Pas
I don’t think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told...
Signs and notices 07
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...