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TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
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New rules for bowling
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How do you break a blonde’s nose?
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Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim…
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to...
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
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A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
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