yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
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First Man?
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What’s that sound?
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How to Catch a White Elephant
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My men are very brave
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What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!