A Microsoft Christmas
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Clinton Q -n A’s!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order...
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...
Things You Never Use
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
Souped Up Lincoln
This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans....
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
Products we could do without!
Fingernail Clippers:That’s why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green...