Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
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Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Drinking fault finder
|A solution to all of your drinking troublesSymptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
Taking the final exam
|Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
To Keep A Man Interested
What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?Wear perfume that...
Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...