Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
Top ten reasons why it’s good to be Italian.
In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes Unembarrassed to wear fur. No need to worry...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss…
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto...
Dream flying planes
|Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and...
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...