Two roaches having a discussion
|Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
ATM procedures
Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...