Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother…
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in loveand going to...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...
CelebRate!
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee,...
Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...
Great reason to drink beer!
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
Well Done!
A man’s house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...