Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
The Rookie Cop…
The Rookie Cop…A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat...
How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.