Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done…
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her...
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...