Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love…
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
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Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...
Ride ‘em Cowboy!
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered...
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Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
Blonde Quickies
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