Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
God’s Watching
The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
An Irish couple
|An Irish couple, whose married bliss was not without a few “squalls” received a...
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting…
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked,...