Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
Scaled Glass Wall
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on...
OLD NEVER DIES 11
|OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receivingOLD RAILROADERS never die, they just derailOLD...
He Said She Said
He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
Her father was very angry when he heard that his…
Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had...
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...