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Brain transplant
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A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN
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What costume?
A black couple we’re invited to a Halloween party and were trying to decide...
The workers prayer!
For those of you who may need it…A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the...
Try to explain yourself
|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
I’m sending out some cards
|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...