Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Super Long Classic!
Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I...
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
No children yet
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three...
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Sick of the Holidays
|Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays8. You’ve got red and green bags under your...
I love you in 9 languages!
HOW TO SAY “I LOVE YOU” IN 9 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES:English . . . ....
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...