Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
The New Tax Law
The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis....
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
You got Mail!
One day A Blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a...
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent...
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus…
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
A proper name
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who...
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...