Good & bad news
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!
Homemade Bargain Gift
Here’s a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
Letter Written Slow
A LETTER FROM A WEST VIRGINIA MOTHER TO HER DAUGHTERDear Louanne Ellie Mae,I’m writing...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...