Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Psychological Christmas Songs
Psychological Christmas SongsSCHIZOPHRENIA – Do You Hear What I Hear?MULTIPLE PERSONALITY – We Three...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
Signs and notices 17
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. An ad on...
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field…
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit...