Acronyms
PCMCIA People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Mr. Clean
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.
Sexercises
An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went...
A sad mourner
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!