Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
A Pair of Shoes
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
Insurance Form Statements
Insurance Form Statements…Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a...
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and…
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on...
A plane flying in the 1930s
|In the early 1930′s, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The...