My Montana Diary
Aug. 12 Moved to our new home in Montana. It is so beautiful here....
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything...
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Adam and Eve.
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...