Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters…
Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Two men camping
|Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
Dimple and Flat Forehead
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a...
The 3 holes
A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for...
Disney Password
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords...