Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel…
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel,and were standing in the...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
How to hunt elephants — Lawyer’s styleLawyers don’t hunt elephants, but they do follow...
A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...