Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
There was this little boy who went in the whore house…
There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog...
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
Women’s Rights
WOMEN’S RIGHTSThe following took place at an international conference for women’s rights. The first...
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...