Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
New Drug
Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss…
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto...
Indians and Polish
|There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert,...
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
How have times changed?
|In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then,...
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners…
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...