Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
Guide for all women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
What just happened here?
|A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
What A Party!
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...
Encyclopedias for sale
For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00...