Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
A Girl Scout troop leader…
A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple...
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
Why is it so hard
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,...
Holy Doctors
Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and...
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...