The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)
What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast...
Blonde’s medical exam
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself...
Knock Knock Jokes 6
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
Eating the piece of fruit
|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train....
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...