Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary…
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite....
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...