Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
Knock Knock Jokes 8
Knock Knock Who’s there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey’s uncle! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Finding the right answers
Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recentlydivorced mother...
Diary of a New Snow Shoveler
Diary of a New Snow ShovelerDecenber 8th 6:00 PM It started to snow. The...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
The three wise men are out for a stroll when…
The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a...