Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Hooker Progress
Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one dayjust talking about the...
Have you Ever…
Have you ever smelled mothballs????I was just wondering how you would get their little...
Blonde History Lesson.
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?It may never be proven but...
Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...