Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time,...
Yo Momma Jackpot!
Yo mama’s like…- Yo mama’s like a T.V., even a two-year-old could turn her...
Housewife
One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...