I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Greatest way to learn English
Mullah Nasrudin, wisest man in Islam, entered England of a visit.”Do you have anything...
Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend…
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept...
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
A Time of Weakness
Rosemary had been divorced for a few years and was finding life very lonely....
During the Six Day War…
During the Six Day War, this division of Arabs is making its way across...