Where you reside
|…This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation...
Italian, Black, and a Jew
Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual....
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...