face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...
Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....
Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...