K9 is for assistance
|Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Guaranteed visits
|An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final...
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day…
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic isbarely crawling...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
The fate of marriages
|It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in...
The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...