Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
An artist asked the gallery owner…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his...
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...