Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?
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Things NOT to say to a Cop!
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Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...