The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
The 3 holes
A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
What does a camera and a condom have in common?
What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic...
Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal…
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up...