Bar Joke
A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....