Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and…
Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Delivering a baby
|A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was...
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar…
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...