New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
Dentist Visit
The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear...
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street…
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding...
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
A young lady had just visited her doctor…
A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she...
Software Demo
Speech Recognition Software DemoAt a recent Sacramento PC User’s Group meeting, a company was...
What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...