Help Wanted
As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
English Lesson
The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:”All right class,...
You will forget it
|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to...
One for the Volunteers
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...