Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery…
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain...
Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...