Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
Male translations
These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now...
Christmas Jokes – Question and Answer
|Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What’s the most popular wine...
Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results…
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results.Clinton was a perfect match.So was...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard I
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard INever walk down the hall without a document...