Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
Why do women have legs?
why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
Driving In Fog Riddle
Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
So in love
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
Men vs. Women
Men vs. Women Men and women are not alike. Sure, you thought you already...
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...