Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
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|One day at a trial, an eminent psychologist was called to testify. A severe,...
Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...
Congressional Question?
If the prefix “con” is the opposite of the prefix “pro”, then is “Congress”...
Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
A Guide to Love and Sex for Virgins
A Guide to Love and Sex for VirginsAs a young, modern virgin of the...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...