Top NFL complaints
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Boarding from what gate?
|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
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Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours…
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout...
CIA Agents and Bathroom
Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Great news for Bill Gates
|Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed...
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
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