Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
Economics ruins life
|Economics is ruining your life when…- I tried to calculate my 3 year old...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
The pre-birth class
|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a...
What is a myth?
|What is a myth?A female moth!